Calories Don’t Count on Weekends

Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got fries, pizza, and zero regrets?
This oversized tee is made for unapologetic food lovers — the kind who skip the salad, double down on dessert, and proudly live the snack life. The front? Just one word: “DIET?” Mysterious. Sarcastic. Perfect.
The back drops the truth bomb: “I’m in a relationship with FOOD. Sorry.” — surrounded by colorful icons of your favorite guilty pleasures.

More than just a T-shirt, it’s a mood. A protest against boring plates and boring people. Perfect for foodies, meme lovers, and anyone who'd rather eat what they love than count calories. Wear it. Own it. Let the fries fall where they may.